Here's to the husbands who won you, the losers who lost you, and the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you.

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• A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
• Above all, do not fail to give good dinners, and to pay attention to the women.
• Abstinence is as easy to me as temperance would be difficult.