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Here's to the husbands who won you, the losers who lost you, and the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you.
— Nick Mercer ‧ The Wedding Date

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An editorial interpretation.
This is a toast with a cheeky three-part structure: the ones who won someone over, the ones who blew it, and the ones still to come. It celebrates the person being toasted by ranking everyone else, with affectionate insults thrown in for good measure.
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