I hope you don't think I'm going to keep you in whiskey?

Maddie

You are too old and fat to be jumping fences.

Maddie

I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

Ned Pepper

By God, girl, that's a Colt Dragoon. Now you're no bigger than a corn nubbin. What are you doing with all that pistol?

Rooster

Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!

Rooster Cogburn

I've got a writ for you, rat. It's a rat writ writ for a rat.

Rooster Cogburn

Give me your cup.

Rooster

Why, she reminds me of me!

Rooster

Everything happens to me! Now I'm shot by a child!

Tom Chaney