I don't drink anymore... I don't drink any less, either!
Elsie
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I don't drink anymore... I don't drink any less, either!
Elsie
I like Mass better in Latin. It’s nicer when you don’t know what they’re saying.
Elsie
Would your father be happy knowing you're sitting in a token booth planning vacations you're never going to take?
Jack
You're born into a family. You do not join them like you do the Marines.
Jerry
O.K., Lucy, it's either me or him!
Joe Jr.
If you fit into my pants I think I’ll kill myself.
Lucy
You've been really great this week.
Lucy
It took a coma to wake me up.
Peter
You remind me of someone.. it must be you!
Peter