While You Were Sleeping

I like Mass better in Latin. It’s nicer when you don’t know what they’re saying.

Elsie

Would your father be happy knowing you're sitting in a token booth planning vacations you're never going to take?

Jack

You're born into a family. You do not join them like you do the Marines.

Jerry

If you fit into my pants I think I’ll kill myself.

Lucy

You've been really great this week.

Lucy

It took a coma to wake me up.

Peter