Dean Martin

I’d hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that’s as good as you’re going to feel all day.

Dean Martin

I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. Quoted in Leslie Halliwell, Halliwell's Filmgoer's Companion (1984).

Dean Martin

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

Dean Martin