Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.
Dorothy Parker
Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
Dorothy Parker
If, with the literate, I am Impelled to try an epigram, I never seek to take the credit; We all assume Oscar said it.
Dorothy Parker
If, with the literate, I am Impelled to try an epigram, I never seek to take the credit; We all assume Oscar said it. Oscar Wilde
Dorothy Parker
I never thought I'd get here.
Dorothy Parker
It costs me never a stab or squirm to tread by chance upon a worm "Aha, my little dear," I say, "Your clan will pay me back one day."
Dorothy Parker
My land is bare of chattering folk; the clouds are low along the ridges, and sweet’s the air with curly smoke, from all my burning bridges.
Dorothy Parker
My land is bare of chattering folk; the clouds are low along the ridges, and sweet's the air with curly smoke, from all my burning bridges. Sanctuary
Dorothy Parker
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania.
Dorothy Parker
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania. Comment
Dorothy Parker
Poets alone should kiss and tell.
Dorothy Parker
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
Dorothy Parker
Women and elephants never forget.
Dorothy Parker