Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Erma Bombeck
It's the biggest on-the-job- training program in existence today. On motherhood. Motherhood, the Second Oldest Profession, introduction (1983).
Erma Bombeck
Motherhood is the second oldest profession in the world. It never questions age, height, religious preference, health, political affiliation, citizenship, morality, ethnic background, marital status, economic level, convenience, or previous experience.
Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Erma Bombeck