Painterly small baby shoes and a loose pink ribbon on rumpled dusty-rose fabric.

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Motherhood, the Second Oldest Profession, introduction • 1983

Erma Bombeck

Motherhood is the second oldest profession in the world. It never questions age, height, religious preference, health, political affiliation, citizenship, morality, ethnic background, marital status, economic level, convenience, or previous experience.

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Bombeck calls motherhood the second oldest profession and then lists everything it never asks about. Age, health, morality, money and experience are all ignored. Her humour is that this job takes anyone, ready or not.

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