More from Robert Orben
- A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
- Don’t smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We’re all on the road to the grave–but there’s no need to be in the passing lane.
- Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
Last reviewed 2026-07-06