And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: “Psst!”
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Bishops move diagonally. That’s why they often turn up where the kings don’t expect them to be.
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Brother Preptil, the master of the music, had described Brutha’s voice as putting him in mind of a disappointed vulture arriving too late at the dead donkey.
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Dhblah sidled closer. This was not hard. Dhblah sidled everywhere. Crabs thought he walked sideways.
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Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.
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Give anyone a lever long enough and they can change the world. It’s unreliable levers that are the problem.
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Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
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Guilt was the grease in which the wheels of the authority turned.
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“He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.”
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History, contrary to popular theories, is kings and dates and battles.
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“I like the idea of democracy. You have to have someone everyone distrusts,” said Brutha. “That way, everyone’s happy.”
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In fact, no gods anywhere play chess. They prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight to Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god’s idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.
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In fact, no gods anywhere play chess. They prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight to Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs. Wyrd Sisters
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In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
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It’s a god-eat-god world.
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It's not enough to be able to pick up a sword. You have to know which end to poke into the enemy.
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“I used to think that I was stupid, and then I met philosophers.”
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Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious to die for.
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Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.
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Not a man to mince words. People, yes. But not words.
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Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o’course.
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Probably the last man who knew how it worked had been tortured to death years before. Or as soon as it was installed. Killing the creator was a traditional method of patent protection.
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“Slave is an Ephebian word. In Om we have no word for slave,” said Vorbis. “So I understand,” said the Tyrant. “I imagine that fish have no word for water.”
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“That’s right,” he said. “We’re philosophers. We think, therefore we am.”
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The labyrinth of Ephebe is ancient and full of one hundred and one amazing things you can do with hidden springs, razor-sharp knives, and falling rocks.
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The people who really run organizations are usually found several levels down, where it is still possible to get things done.
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The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy, but they were listening in gibberish.
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The trouble with being a god is that you’ve got no one to pray to.
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“What’s a philosopher?” said Brutha. “Someone who’s bright enough to find a job with no heavy lifting,” said a voice in his head.
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When the least they could do to you was everything, then the most they could do to you suddenly held no terror.
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When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point-of-view is seldom necessary.
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Words are the litmus paper of the minds. If you find yourself in the power of someone who will use the word “commence” in cold blood, go somewhere else very quickly. But if they say “Enter”, don’t stop to pack.
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You can’t trample infidels when you’re a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.
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YOU HAVE PERHAPS HEARD THE PHRASE THAT HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE? “Yes. Yes, of course.” Death nodded. IN TIME, he said, YOU WILL LEARN THAT IT IS WRONG.
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You're not one of us. "I don't think I'm one of them, either," said Brutha. "I'm one of mine."
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You're not one of us. "I don't think I'm one of them, either," said Brutha. "I'm one of mine." Small Gods
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