Share this quote

Back to the quote ↗

Open sharing page

“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.” — Rita Rudner. Illustrated QuoteGeek card.

Square · 1080 × 1080 · PNG

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

Rita Rudner

Image format

Choose an app in your device's share menu. Some apps leave out the caption; you can copy it below.

Download image ↓

Share on X ↗

Opens a draft with text and a link. To post the image, download it first.

X will open with the attribution and link. The full quote is in the caption below.

Select the text below to copy it.

Caption

“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.” — Rita Rudner

https://quotegeek.com/people/rita-rudner/my-husband-and-i-are-either-going-to/

Quote link

https://quotegeek.com/people/rita-rudner/my-husband-and-i-are-either-going-to/

QuoteGeek

A place for the words you remember.

MoodsMotivational Inspirational Famous Positive Love Funny Life Short Friendship All themes

More of the archiveVideo Games Comics Anime

Collections Characters About Methodology Corrections Privacy