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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Behind the line
What it means
Our interpretation.
A joke about how both choices are equally messy. A dog would wreck the carpet, and a child would upend a whole life, but the speaker weighs them as if the stakes were the same. The humour comes from treating flooring and life-changing decisions as equals.
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