I have never heard of such a Christmas: sex, and drugs, and, and, and, and women being set on fire.

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• We can't open presents until midnight.
• What, you're pulling a gun on me? I'm not afraid of you.
• Great, I just beat up Santa Claus.
• I hijacked my fucking parents.
• I’m in hell. Connecticut is the fifth ring of hell.
• I thought moms were supposed to be nice, and sweet, and patient. I know loan-sharks that are more forgiving than you.