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- You know, I really think I can put together a great Thanksgiving dinner. This'll be the second one that I've cooked, and believe me, the first one was not the disaster that my family said it was. Those kids had a pretty good time in that ambulance.
- I’m the luckiest son of a bitch in the world. (a customer knocks on the door) Sorry, we’re closed.
- I'm the luckiest son of a bitch in the world. (a customer knocks on the door) Sorry, we're closed. Last line
Last reviewed 2026-07-06