I hope that after I die, people will say of me: “That guy sure owed me a lot of money.”

More from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

• Dad always said that laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died from tuberculosis.
• The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. “Uh-oh,” he thought. “This watering hole is reserved for skeletons.”
• I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot ofmoney."