Audrey lost her virginity before the rest of us even knew we had it.

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• I'm just mad at everybody right now - that has a y-chromosome.
• Did you see God? Is she mad at me?
• Goddamn it, I knew I should've listened to my mother. I could've been a cosmetic surgeon, five hundred thou a year, up to my neck in tits and ass.
• I don't know about you, but I intend on writing a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this.
• I got a boy. Eight months old. Smiles a lot.
• I have a feeling beneath those jeans is something wonderful waiting to get out.