Jack — Characters

A vinyl record partly slides from an illustrated sleeve on a shag rug beside a guitar pick, plant and brass lamp. — Original artwork

Ah Goddamnit man, the Doobie Brothers broke up, shit! When did that happen?

Jack

Two paper hearts, one blush pink and one cream, interlock on an ivory linen surface. — Original artwork

Audrey lost her virginity before the rest of us even knew we had it.

Jack

An ornate gold frame hangs on a plum wall around a swirling dark storm-cloud image. — Original artwork

Did you see God? Is she mad at me?

Jack

A wax-sealed envelope, a dark red quill and loose parchment lie against a deep burgundy background. — Original artwork

I don't know about you, but I intend on writing a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this.

Jack

A small wooden cradle holding a green seedling on a cobalt-blue cloth. — Original artwork

I got a boy. Eight months old. Smiles a lot.

Jack

Three carved theatrical masks in black, charcoal and pale grey show different degrees of frowning against slate. — Original artwork

I'm just mad at everybody right now - that has a y-chromosome.

Jack

Two young men stand at the bow rail of a great liner at sunset, one with his arms flung wide over the sea, dolphins leaping below. — Original artwork

I’m the king of the world!

Jack

Painterly open hand reaching toward a wilted flower and fallen petals on cracked pavement. — Original artwork

I wish I knew how to quit you.

Jack

A brown glove with one raised finger casts an exclamation-mark-shaped shadow on pale ground. — Original artwork

I would DIE!

Jack

A fresh green apple and a shrivelled brown apple stand on either side of a small brass balance scale. — Original artwork

Mr. Vaughn, you're young and you're eager, and I understand that. But one thing you're not, and this is something only time can provide really, is wise.

Jack

Oh, my Cher!

Jack

Painterly empty burgundy velvet armchair with a wilted rose on its seat in a dark room. — Original artwork

Sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.

Jack

A lilac lace-trimmed bra hangs from a line with two wooden pegs against a pale green background. — Original artwork

That’s the one good thing about Paris: there’s a lot of girls willing to take their clothes off.

Jack

A tilted glass jar containing a golden question mark, resting on plum velvet. — Original artwork

(to his crotch) What were you thinking?!

Jack

What are you, retarded?

Jack

Why are you here, Doc?

Jack

A small paper boat rests on a stack of gold-colored coins against turquoise. — Original artwork

Would your father be happy knowing you're sitting in a token booth planning vacations you're never going to take?

Jack

Two tin cans linked by a badly frayed string on a dark olive background. — Original artwork

You know, friend, this is a god damn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.

Jack