To my Will. You are my hero, and my soulmate, and I am a better woman for loving you.
Grace Adler
In a perfect world where my hair is straight and so are you.
Grace
My boobies are fake, and they’re broken.
Grace
Did you see God? Is she mad at me?
Jack
I would DIE!
Jack
Oh, my Cher!
Jack
(to his crotch) What were you thinking?!
Jack
Honey you just described a needle in a gay stack.
Karen
I didn't know fruit could travel.
Karen
Why are you so good to me?
Karen (to her glass)
I haven't seen a kiss that uncomfortable since Richard Gere and Jodie Foster in Sommersby!
Will
You little minx.
Will