My boobies are fake, and they’re broken.

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• To my Will. You are my hero, and my soulmate, and I am a better woman for loving you.
• In a perfect world where my hair is straight and so are you.
• Did you see God? Is she mad at me?
• I would DIE!
• Oh, my Cher!
• (to his crotch) What were you thinking?!