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Are you crying? / I am not crying, okay? I'm allergic to jerks!

A sulky teenager in a hoodie slumps at a table in a small-town police station on Halloween as a big man across from him wipes his eyes. — Original artwork

Are you crying? / I am not crying, okay? I'm allergic to jerks!

Andy Dwyer

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