Baldrick

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I have a cunning plan.

In a muddy First World War trench, a grinning private in a tin helmet holds up a turnip to a moustached officer who looks at him with disdain. — Original artwork

I have a cunning plan.

Baldrick

Blackadder points to four beans on a wooden table while Baldrick hopefully suggests cooking them, an earthenware pot nearby. — Original artwork

Let's try again, shall we? I have two beans, then I add two more beans. What does that make? / A very small casserole.

Baldrick

Baldrick earnestly explains his version of the war's beginning over tea while Blackadder and George listen in the dugout. — Original artwork

I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry.

Baldrick