Name: Blackadder
Genre: comedy television series, alternate history television series, historical television series
Cast: Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson, Tim McInnerny, Miranda Richardson, Stephen Fry

Painterly muddy hoofprints on a folded cream rug beside a small red pitchfork. — Original artwork

My path through life is strewn with cowpats from Satan’s own demonic herd.

Blackadder

A blank cream envelope beside a broken blue wax seal and a black feather on a slate-blue surface. — Original artwork

Yes, the are orders, yes they are to go over the top, but they are addressed to one CAT-PAIN BLACK-UDDER.

Captain Blackadder

An officer writes in a diary by candlelight in a muddy Western Front dugout as soldiers pass the doorway. — Original artwork

I put a note in my diary today. It simply says..."bugger".

Captain Darling

A smiling yellow paper mask on a stick leans beside a white flower in a glass of water. — Original artwork

Another good idea. You're so clever today, you'd better make sure your foot doesn't fall off.

Nursie

In a muddy First World War trench, a grinning private in a tin helmet holds up a turnip to a moustached officer who looks at him with disdain. — Original artwork

I have a cunning plan.

Baldrick

Inked illustration of First World War trenches at dawn: an officer in a greatcoat and cap stands on the firestep by a ladder, soldiers crouched along the muddy trench under barbed wire. — Original artwork

As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.

Captain Blackadder

Hand-tinted engraving of a candle-lit Tudor chamber at Christmas: a smug courtier in a black doublet and ruff raises one finger beside a holly-draped harpsichord while a scruffy servant holding a turnip gazes up at him. — Original artwork

Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord.

Blackadder