Blackadder indicates a tiny distance on an unlabelled map as George and Baldrick listen in the dugout before another attack.

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Captain Blackadder

We've been sitting here since Christmas, 1914, during which millions of men have died, and we've advanced no further than an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping.

— Blackadder  ·  1983

Behind the line

What it means

Our interpretation.

The ant is already tiny; breathlessness and heavy shopping make its imagined progress smaller still. Blackadder's elaborate comic measurement is set against deaths on a scale it cannot make funny. That collision gives the sentence its force: the familiar insult machinery is now aimed at the war rather than at Baldrick.

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In context

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Early in ‘Goodbyeee’, the final episode of Blackadder Goes Forth (1989), the prospect of another attack brings Blackadder back to the war's lack of progress. He describes years of enormous losses against an almost imperceptible change in position. The asthmatic ant is his measure of how little has been gained. His efforts to avoid the coming advance grow more desperate as the episode moves towards the trench ladders.

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