A weary Royalist Blackadder dismisses Baldrick's confidence in a candlelit timbered hiding place with a travel chest ready nearby.

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Sir Edmund Blackadder

Your family's record in the department of cunning planning is about as impressive as Stumpy O'Leg McNoleg's personal best in the Market Harborough marathon.

— Blackadder  ·  1983

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What it means

Our interpretation.

Sir Edmund does not merely say that Baldrick's plans are poor; he invents an entire sporting career to put them in perspective. The overgrown comparison is part of the dynasty's comic family resemblance. In a story where loyalty is rapidly giving way to self-preservation, the joke also warns that another miraculous rescue is unlikely to be forthcoming.

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In Blackadder: The Cavalier Years (1988), Sir Edmund Blackadder and Baldrick are caught up in the final days of Charles I. Remaining loyal to a doomed king is becoming a dangerous and expensive commitment. Baldrick offers the familiar promise of a cunning plan, and Sir Edmund answers by reviewing the family's record. The imaginary runner's spectacular disadvantages supply his measure of just how much confidence that record deserves.

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