
Your family's record in the department of cunning planning is about as impressive as Stumpy O'Leg McNoleg's personal best in the Market Harborough marathon.
Sir Edmund Blackadder

Your family's record in the department of cunning planning is about as impressive as Stumpy O'Leg McNoleg's personal best in the Market Harborough marathon.
Sir Edmund Blackadder

Baldrick, your brain is like the four-headed, man-eating haddock fish beast of Aberdeen. - In what way? - It doesn't exist.
Sir Edmund Blackadder