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My path through life is strewn with cowpats from Satan’s own demonic herd.

Painterly muddy hoofprints on a folded cream rug beside a small red pitchfork. — Original artwork

My path through life is strewn with cowpats from Satan’s own demonic herd.

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Hand-tinted engraving of a candle-lit Tudor chamber at Christmas: a smug courtier in a black doublet and ruff raises one finger beside a holly-draped harpsichord while a scruffy servant holding a turnip gazes up at him. — Original artwork

Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord.

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