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- I shall endeavor to transcribe it on my pad, photocopy it and file it for future reference.
- Inside of me there is a thin person screaming to get out.
- (Eddie is arrested for stealing a case of wine) Patsy: My name is Patsy Stone and I am an alcoholic, and what she did was an act of humanitarian mercy.
- I suppose I could just go through the motions, wouldn't you like that Justin? It would be-
- Surgery, sweetie. Lipo, on the hands and stomach, bum lift, tit lift, lose a rib and see what happens with my lips!
- Sweetie, we dragged these people screaming into the 20th Century. We gave them all the mod-cons, darling. We gave them the non-squat toilet... toilet , darling. I mean, how do you think they used to wipe their bottoms before we came along?
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