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- I hate little notes on my pillow. Like this morning. 'We're all out of cornflakes. F.U.' It took me three hours to figure out that 'F.U.' was Felix Unger. It's not your fault, Felix. It's a rotten combination.
- Don’t point that finger at me unless you intend to use it.
Last reviewed 2026-07-09