Name: The Odd Couple
Genre: comedy film, buddy film
Duration: 101 min
Cast: Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, John Fiedler, Herb Edelman, Monica Evans

A small cotton-wool storm cloud in a flowerpot next to a pink magnolia blossom. — Original artwork

I’m a neurotic nut, but you’re crazy!

Felix Ungar

A worn brass doorknob with a red ribbon against a deep violet background. — Original artwork

In other words, you're saying you want me to leave?

Felix Ungar

Painterly yellow envelope holding curled blank paper beside a small brass bell on cream. — Original artwork

A suicide telegram? Who sends a suicide telegram?

Murray

Plain red glass bottle on low pale pedestal with several visible red capsules — Original artwork

A whole bottle of pills! My God, get an ambulance!

Murray

Blank paper speech bubbles hang by fine threads from crossed wooden bars against a muted plum background. — Original artwork

For God's sake, do something. Say something.

Murray

A blue pillow with a small blank note sits beside an open yellow carton and a brown bowl. — Original artwork

I hate little notes on my pillow. Like this morning. 'We're all out of cornflakes. F.U.' It took me three hours to figure out that 'F.U.' was Felix Unger. It's not your fault, Felix. It's a rotten combination.

Oscar Madison

A brown glove with one raised finger casts an exclamation-mark-shaped shadow on pale ground. — Original artwork

Don’t point that finger at me unless you intend to use it.

Oscar Madison

Inside-out empty olive wallet beside folded blank pale mint sheets — Original artwork

Don’t threaten me with jail, Blanche, because it’s not a threat. With my expenses and my alimony, a prisoner takes home more pay than I do.

Oscar Madison

Two copper coins on a small brass scale pan beside a tipped paper cup of loose change. — Original artwork

I'm in for a quarter.

Oscar Madison

A rumpled mustard-yellow sock draped over a small roller skate with a single coin beside it on a blue background. — Original artwork

Life goes on, even for those of us who are divorced, broke, and sloppy.

Oscar Madison

A wooden mannequin head wears a knot of brown yarn above lavender fabric and a small green sprig. — Original artwork

Look at this. You're the only man in the world with clenched hair.

Oscar Madison

Painterly red high-heeled shoe beside folded pale green paper on a tiled floor. — Original artwork

Murray, lend me twenty dollars or I'll call your wife and tell her you're in Central Park wearing a dress.

Oscar Madison

Painterly sandwich on a checked plate beside a small saucer holding dried fruit. — Original artwork

You want... uh... brown sandwiches... or green sandwiches?

Oscar Madison

An open, frosted refrigerator holds a tall white cylinder among small containers in cold blue-green light. — Original artwork

His fridge had been out of order for two weeks now. I saw milk standing in there that wasn't in the bottle!

Roy