Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.
Garth
Did you ever see that Twilight Zone where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool huh?
Garth
"Who's trying to kill you, Mr. Donut-head Man?" "I don't know, but he better not."
Garth