Wayne Campbell

Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!

Wayne Campbell

I mean, Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that every one liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.

Wayne Campbell

I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored.

Wayne Campbell

I say puke. If you hurl and she comes back, she’s yours. If you blow chunks and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

Wayne Campbell