Two young men in a cluttered basement studio hunch over a microphone and a cable-access camera beside a glowing old TV.

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Wayne Campbell

All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat".

— Wayne's World • 1992

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What it means

Our interpretation.

It is a schoolyard trap with a straight face: the line only works if the victim answers, and the answer is the punchline. Wayne uses it with such confidence that it became a 1990s catchphrase, a joke for catching someone who does not listen, and the one most closely tied to the sketch. It is the film's shortest proof that Wayne's world runs on teenage wordplay.

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Spoilers for Wayne's WorldShow the scene

Wayne's World (1992). "Asphincter says what?" was already a catchphrase before the film: Mike Myers's Wayne Campbell and Dana Carvey's Garth Algar used it in the Saturday Night Live sketches, where it works as a trap. Said very fast, it sounds like "a sphincter says what?", and anyone who asks "what?" has just admitted to being one. The film, set around Wayne and Garth's public-access cable show in Aurora, Illinois, brought the gag to the big screen, where Wayne uses it as another of his running jokes about the pompous and the fake.

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