A lime-green ice-cream cone tilts beneath a tiny yellow paper umbrella against vivid pink.

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Garth

Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

— Wayne's World  ·  1992

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What it means

Our interpretation.

A deliberately crude put-down. The speaker declares a third person friendless, then sharpens the insult by imagining him as an ice cream flavor, pairing a sweet-sounding name with something unpleasant. The comedy comes from the mock-menu format, where a personality gets summed up as a disgusting dessert.

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