
And was it worth it? The sacrifice for a friend you dont even keep in touch with?
Harry Burns

And was it worth it? The sacrifice for a friend you dont even keep in touch with?
Harry Burns

I've been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I love you.
Harry Burns

Repeat after me. Pepper.
Harry Burns

There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
Harry Burns

When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.
Harry Burns

You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy.
Harry Burns

You take someone to the airport, its clearly the beginning of the relationship. Thats why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship.
Harry Burns
You were going to be a gymnast.
Harry Burns