Harry Burns — Characters

Two mismatched mugs sit on a warm yellow counter beside small metal containers, with steam rising behind them. — Original artwork

And was it worth it? The sacrifice for a friend you dont even keep in touch with?

Harry Burns

A tangled grey yarn ball trails one red thread tied in a bow around a wooden spool. — Original artwork

I've been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I love you.

Harry Burns

Salt and pepper shakers stand beside an empty white dish on a blue-and-white checked napkin. — Original artwork

Repeat after me. Pepper.

Harry Burns

Painterly ornate gilded cup beside a plain white cup and lavender sprigs. — Original artwork

There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.

Harry Burns

An open book with blank pages and a red ribbon bookmark rests on folded dark teal fabric. — Original artwork

When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.

Harry Burns

A brass lantern casts a turquoise beam toward a small pale paper pyramid. — Original artwork

You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy.

Harry Burns

A white paper aeroplane rests on a small teal suitcase against apricot orange. — Original artwork

You take someone to the airport, its clearly the beginning of the relationship. Thats why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship.

Harry Burns

A pair of blue trainers floats above a small patch of grass and flowers against a pale-blue sky. — Original artwork

You were going to be a gymnast.

Harry Burns

Painterly white lace glove and red satin glove raised with their fingertips almost touching. — Original artwork

No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.

Harry Burns

A pink scallop shell wears a navy bow tie while resting on folded turquoise cloth. — Original artwork

Shel? Sheldon? No, no, you didn't have great sex with...Sheldon.

Harry Burns