(after Sally has faked an orgasm in a diner)
- Director
- Rob Reiner
- Cast
- Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan, Carrie Fisher, Bruno Kirby, Franc Luz, Harley Jane Kozak
- Year
- 1989
- Runtime
- 90 min
- Genres
- romantic comedy, Christmas film, comedy film
- Country
- United States
Facts: Wikidata (CC0), as of 2026-07-09
And was it worth it? The sacrifice for a friend you dont even keep in touch with?
Harry Burns
I've been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I love you.
Harry Burns
Repeat after me. Pepper.
Harry Burns
There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
Harry Burns
When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.
Harry Burns
You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy.
Harry Burns
You take someone to the airport, its clearly the beginning of the relationship. Thats why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship.
Harry Burns
You were going to be a gymnast.
Harry Burns
No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Harry
Shel? Sheldon? No, no, you didn't have great sex with...Sheldon.
Harry
"Baby talk"? That's not a saying!
Jess
Emily is terrific!
Jess
Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong.
Jess
All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband.
Marie
Is Harry bringing anybody to the wedding?
Sally Albright
You can’t express every feeling you have every moment that you have them.
Sally Albright
You see? That is just like you, Harry. You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you!
Sally Albright
There's this guy....
Sally
I’ll have what she’s having.
Woman
I'll have what she's having. after Sally has faked an orgasm in a diner
Woman