James — Characters

A folded paper map in orange and turquoise has a tiny wooden bridge spanning its central fold. — Original artwork

Excuse me sir, can you tell me where the Empire State Building is?

James

Helen, sometimes God puts us with people just to cheer them up. I mean, I'm having a good time out with a moderatly attractive woman, but that's it. I'm not looking to overstep my bounds.... by the way, do you prefer diamonds or saphires? Oop. Sorry.

James

An empty crystal goblet surrounded by pink and mint iridescent bubbles on a brown table against a lilac background. — Original artwork

I can't remember what fun is for.

James

A blank clipboard stands beside a teal pencil with a tiny red rotary telephone perched above it. — Original artwork

What are you doing Saturday?

James