College women can smell ignorance...like dogshit.
Joel Goodson
Don't steal anything. If I come back here and anything's missing, I'm going straight to the police. I mean it.
Joel Goodson
It seems to me that if there were any logic to our language, trust would be a four letter word.
Joel Goodson
My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid?
Joel Goodson
Porsche. There is no substitute.
Joel Goodson
When it came right down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
Joel Goodson