King of Swamp Castle

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This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.

In a castle hall after chaos, an old king in an ermine-trimmed robe and crown throws up his arms beside a knight in armour at an overturned wedding banquet, guests sprawled among spilled goblets and cake. — Original artwork

This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.

King of Swamp Castle

A weathered plank bearing a fern leans beside a green bottle amid shallow water and misty woodland. — Original artwork

We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.

King of Swamp Castle

In an illuminated tower chamber a king in an ermine robe gestures at a misty swamp of sunken castles while a bored prince sits on the window seat. — Original artwork

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp... It sank into the swamp.

King of Swamp Castle