Always look on the bright side of life, da dum, da dum da dum da dum...
Brian
Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
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Finally! An erection from actual, physical contact!
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I am not the Messiah!
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I’ll be glad when Pride’s over and we can all go back to being ashamed.
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I'll be glad when Pride's over and we can all go back to being ashamed. episode 204
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It’s not lying when they make you lie, when the only truth they can deal with is their own.
Brian
It's not lying when they make you lie, when the only truth they can deal with is their own. episode 108
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The problem is, women can't hold they smoke!
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