Brian

Life of Brian6 lines on file

Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?

A group of small white wooden figures with one teal figure standing apart on a round platform against a dark background. — Original artwork

Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?

Brian

Painterly pale stone and terracotta hands reaching towards each other across a small gap. — Original artwork

Finally! An erection from actual, physical contact!

Brian

A scruffy man in a brown robe shouts from an upper window at a jostling crowd of pilgrims in a dusty Judean street at sunset. — Original artwork

I am not the Messiah!

Brian

A pale smiling mask appears to melt into teal wax beside a small gold pin on cream ground. — Original artwork

I’ll be glad when Pride’s over and we can all go back to being ashamed.

Brian

A coral paper mask peeking from behind a folded gray card screen, connected by a taut thread, on a lavender surface. — Original artwork

It’s not lying when they make you lie, when the only truth they can deal with is their own.

Brian

Painterly smoking cigar resting on a red silk cushion in warm light. — Original artwork

The problem is, women can't hold they smoke!

Brian