He said Jehovah!
Angry citizen
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He said Jehovah!
Angry citizen
Always look on the bright side of life, da dum, da dum da dum da dum...
Brian
Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Brian
I am not the Messiah!
Brian
He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!
Brian's Mother
Okay, sir, my final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-leper?
Ex-Leper
Blessed are the cheesemakers.
Man
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Reg
From now on, I want you all to call me... 'Loretta'
Stan
We were led by a star.
Wise man