
He said Jehovah!
Angry citizen
He said Jehovah!

He said Jehovah!
Angry citizen

Always look on the bright side of life, da dum, da dum da dum da dum...
Mr Cheeky

Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Brian

I am not the Messiah!
Brian

He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!
Brian's Mother

Okay, sir, my final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-leper?
Ex-Leper

Blessed are the cheesemakers.
Man

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Reg

From now on, I want you all to call me... 'Loretta'
Stan

We were led by a star.
Wise man