Lewis — Characters

Three small unmarked stylized pistols in a compact static arrangement — Original artwork

Can I just say, to return to the subject for one moment, that it might be easier to fight a war on drugs if we weren't arming drug dealers?

Lewis

A wooden gavel rests across a yellow paper cone on a small square of green felt. — Original artwork

Can I state very clearly that I can't be party to anything illegal.

Lewis

I tell any girl I'm going out with to assume that all plans are soft until she receives confirmation 30 minutes beforehand.

Lewis

A tall stack of index cards and a magnifier next to a small gray owl figurine in big round glasses. — Original artwork

Mood swings? Nineteen post-graduate degrees in mathematics, and your best explanation for going from a 63 to a 46 percent approval rating in five weeks is mood swings?

Lewis

A cream rotary telephone with its handset off the cradle beside a potted fern on a teal surface. — Original artwork

Who are we calling, sir?

Lewis