Sheperd — Characters

Are you nervous?

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A white golf ball sits inside a small brass birdcage on grass, with a silver golf club leaning beside it. — Original artwork

Douglas, does the N.R.A. have videotapes of you playing golf with Satan?

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A wilted pale flower rests on an empty wooden chair in a softly lit blue room. — Original artwork

I feel terrible, but I have to cancel our date tonight.

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Painterly colourful flowers in a turquoise vase beside a small mirror with a red kiss mark. — Original artwork

I gotta get her flowers.

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Golden light spills through a partly open arched wooden door with a brass ring handle. — Original artwork

I'm going to her house. I'm gonna stand at her front door till she lets me in. And I'm not leaving till I get her back.

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Navy graduation cap with gold tassel resting on plain sealed envelopes bearing blank wax discs — Original artwork

I studied under a Nobel-Prize-Winning economist. You know what he taught me?

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I want to send some flowers, Janie. I want to do it myself. I don’t want to staff it out, and I don’t want to issue an Executive Order. I just want a phone number.

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A silver fish leaps from a shallow metal basin, scattering water against dark green. — Original artwork

Janie, make a note. We need to schedule more events where somebody gives me a really big fish.

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Lewis, however much coffee you drink in the morning, I want you to reduce it by half.

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A copper gramophone with a coral ribbon flowing from its horn against a soft teal background. — Original artwork

No, keep going. I liked what you were playing. What's it called?

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A cream rotary telephone with its handset off the cradle beside a potted fern on a teal surface. — Original artwork

Uhh...this isn't Richard, it's Andrew Shepherd.

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Two mismatched floral porcelain cups sharing a shallow saucer — Original artwork

We had a nice couple of minutes together. She threatened me and I patronized her and we didn't have anything to eat, but I thought there was a connection. She didn't say anything about me?

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