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Sixteen Candles3 lines on file

No more yanky my wanky - the Donger need food!

A brown glove with one raised finger casts an exclamation-mark-shaped shadow on pale ground. — Original artwork

No more yanky my wanky - the Donger need food!

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A glowing pink glass perfume bottle with an orange feather-shaped stopper stands on a mirrored tile. — Original artwork

What’s happening, hot stuff?

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A smiling yellow paper mask on a stick leans beside a white flower in a glass of water. — Original artwork

Awwwwww...sexy girlfriend!

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