All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
Mulder
Did you really think you call up the devil and ask him to behave?
Mulder
Hey, Scully! Is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?
Mulder
I thought everyone believed in ghosts.
Mulder
It looks like I'm going to have to tell Skinner his suspect is a giant bloodsucking worm after all.
Mulder
No one down here but the F.B.I's most unwanted.
Mulder
Scully?
Mulder
What's the point of this test, Scully?
Mulder
Woman! Get back here and make me a sandwich!
Mulder
Yes we do, don't we muffin?
Mulder
You’re a scum-sucking invertibrate whose moral dipstick is about two drops short of bone dry!
Mulder
You're a scum-sucking invertibrate whose moral dipstick is about two drops short of bone dry! Tunguska
Mulder