Gosh! You have my last name tattooed right there under the j's! First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass! You know, I bet more people see that than the phone book.
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He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!
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Honey, guess what - I wrote a song for you this morning.
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I'm hitchhiking.
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It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child.
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I was raised a white child in a poor black family.
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Mama always knew how to treat me right. For my 18th birthday, she prepared my favorite meal... tuna fish on white bread with mayonnaise, a Tab, and a couple of Twinkies.
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Marie, are you awake? Good. You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead. I'm glad because there is something that has always been very difficult for me to say. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. I've ne
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The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
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You know, while you were playing that just now, I had the craziest fantasy that I could rise up and float right down the end of this coronet, right through here, through these vales, right along this tube, and right up against your lips and give you a kiss.
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You mean I’m going to stay this color?!?
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