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Honey, guess what - I wrote a song for you this morning.
— Navin · The Jerk
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Our reading
An editorial interpretation.
The affectionate address and guess what introduce the song as personal news worth sharing. It was written that morning and specifically for the person being addressed. Those details make the announcement an offering, linking the act of creating something with the wish to give it to someone.
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