It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child.

More from The Jerk

• Gimme a bite of your corn dog!
• If your initial investment is a half a million dollars and your apartments are up in March, you should have x amount of dollars rolling in by the end of this year.
• Hey honey, let's see how good this guy is. What'd I win?
• And remember, the Lord loves a working man.
• Gosh! You have my last name tattooed right there under the j's! First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass! You know, I bet more people see that than the phone book.
• He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!