I am a romantic comedy girl. Why go to horror movies when they come to us?
Piper
I am being stalked by psycho killers, and I hide in the shower.
Piper
I just wish I could get a live guy.
Piper
What, I’m supposed to throw out perfectly good flowers ’cause they came from a creep? If that was the rule, we’d never have flowers in this house.
Piper
Where's Prue?
Piper