Phoebe

Come on, they don't call it Lover's Leap for nothing.

Phoebe

Come on, you don't think we'll be 60 and still living together, sharing clothes and a cat.

Phoebe

I forgot your question.

Phoebe

If you buy a mattress from Janice's ex-husband, isn't that like betraying Chandler?

Phoebe

I know this is reality, but why can’t a guy like that exist in my reality.

Phoebe

See, he’s her lobster!

Phoebe

They shouldn’t have called it “It’s a Wonderful Life,” they should have called it “It’s a sucky life and just when you think it can’t suck any more it does.”

Phoebe

You know, if we were in prison, you'd be like my bitches!

Phoebe

What was that?

Phoebe

Would someone please tell me what is up with guys?

Phoebe