Phoebe — Characters

A glass globe containing dark rainclouds on one side and a bright yellow sun on the other. — Original artwork

Bright side?

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A brown glove with one raised finger casts an exclamation-mark-shaped shadow on pale ground. — Original artwork

Come on, they don't call it Lover's Leap for nothing.

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Two miniature wooden busts sharing one draped charcoal cloak on a low support — Original artwork

Come on, you don't think we'll be 60 and still living together, sharing clothes and a cat.

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A tilted glass jar containing a golden question mark, resting on plum velvet. — Original artwork

I forgot your question.

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A small rolled mattress with blue stripes tied with a red bow, next to a little cardboard box. — Original artwork

If you buy a mattress from Janice's ex-husband, isn't that like betraying Chandler?

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Small porcelain hand reaching toward a tiny red balloon on a coiled red string — Original artwork

I know this is reality, but why can’t a guy like that exist in my reality.

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A golden paper sailboat on a dark blue cloud beneath stars, with a glowing thread rising from its mast. — Original artwork

I wish I had dreams like that.

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A blonde woman on an orange sofa holds up a red toy lobster to her friends in a sunlit coffee house. — Original artwork

See, he’s her lobster!

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An ornate gold frame hangs on a plum wall around a swirling dark storm-cloud image. — Original artwork

They shouldn’t have called it “It’s a Wonderful Life,” they should have called it “It’s a sucky life and just when you think it can’t suck any more it does.”

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You know, if we were in prison, you'd be like my bitches!

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A small wooden figure with a braid stands in front of a row of plain grey wooden figures. — Original artwork

We can be guys! Come on, let us be guys!

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What was that?

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Painterly wilted rose tangled in red yarn against deep plum. — Original artwork

Would someone please tell me what is up with guys?

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