In a 1990s Manhattan apartment, a blonde woman, seen from behind, throws her arms round two friends in coats in the living room, a football game flickering on the television and the city lit outside.

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Phoebe

You know, if we were in prison, you'd be like my bitches!

— Friends ‧ 1994

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Phoebe, the gentlest Friend, suddenly plays the prison-yard hard case after wrestling two grown women apart, and the shock of her sweet voice delivering it is the joke. The wording fans quote is a paraphrase of the real line, which is a little blunter, and it survives as a go-to for any moment someone wins a squabble they had no business winning.

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In "The One After the Superbowl, Part 2" (Friends, season 2, episode 13, aired 28 January 1996 straight after Super Bowl XXX), Rachel goes on a date with Jean-Claude, the film star whom Monica has a huge crush on. Monica is furious that Rachel went out with him, and the two end up in a scuffle, flicking and shoving each other in the apartment. Phoebe steps in, pulls them apart and gets them to agree to stop. Once they both give in, she delivers the line, the real wording being that if they were in prison, the pair would be her bitches. The scene then cuts to Chandler's date with Susie at a restaurant.

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