A lot of educators tell students, 'Think of your principal as your pal.' I say think of me as your judge, jury and executioner.

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• A lot of educators tell students, ‘Think of your principal as your pal.’ I say think of me as your judge, jury and executioner.
• I know Principal Flutie would have said, ‘Kids need understanding. Kids are human beings.’ That’s the kind of wooly-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten.
• There are things I will not tolerate: students loitering on campus after school, horrible murders with hearts being removed...and also smoking.
• There're some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.
• What's in the bag?
• You! All of you. Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?